Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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