How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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