The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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