If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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