idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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