In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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