i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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