You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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