I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I just want nice things and good sex
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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