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(704): View more from North Carolina

she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails

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(972): View more from Texas

I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.

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(303): View more from Colorado

You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.

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(602): View more from Arizona

Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life

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(206): View more from Washington

In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.

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(708): View more from Illinois

omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars

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