part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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