i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
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Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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