lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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