You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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