So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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