she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I've blown a few things in my day
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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