I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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