This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
