Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
