Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
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Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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