Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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