You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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