I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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