hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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