I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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