I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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