How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I don't think brook has ever known best
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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