ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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