there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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