Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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