bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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