Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
it hurts more in the daytime
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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