Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
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not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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