READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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