I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
The air taste purple.
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