I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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