some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
You almost got us killed.
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