But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
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So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I am available for nakedness
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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