i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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