we made out on top of his cat.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
why does every cop we meet know your name?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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