you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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