oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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