love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
