i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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