Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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