i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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