we have officially lost it.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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