I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Randomize
