Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
