it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I've blown a few things in my day
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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