Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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