Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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