super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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