She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Boobs speak an international language.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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