Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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