sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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