I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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