I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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