i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
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So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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