I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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