I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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